[Voice is scrambled/computerized/whatever you'd like to call it. The caller id is likewise encrypted, courtesy of Near and Hiiro. Deal with it, people.]

Good afternoon.

It is highly inefficient for each of us to go looking for this misplaced blueprint on our own. Therefore, I propose a suggestion: Share information for mutual benefit.

If you would ( Read more... )

[Near's not exactly in his best spirits this week, particularly not after the events of the week prior. It's not so much what he remembers of last week's event, but precisely what he doesn't, that frustrates him.

What he remembers ... No, the only thing he remembers, is that Amane and B had seen his face. If Amane knew of his name, then so would ( Read more... )

Seems like my canteen's run out and that kitchen is drier than Death Valley in a drought. Don't suppose any of y'all got some whiskey squirreled away somewhere?

[Pause.]

[Wait.]

[Wait.]

[Sigh.]

Guess not. Maybe that's for the best after all.

[And that's it from the cowboy.]

[After one thing gone wrong after another, after the stress of dealing with Belphegor and his room being blown up, he had gone on a 4 pack-a-day smoking binge. And now he has been out of cigarettes for the past few days. Being in the throws of nicotine withdrawal had made him restless, and unable to sleep properly. Of course sleeping on the floor ( Read more... )

[The feed clicks on to reveal an appropriately concerned looking Light Yagami appearing to navigate the darkened hallway aided by the white glow of his Blackberry screen, which has been refashioned as a makeshift flashlight; at least until a suitable alternative has been found.

Of course, for the most part the concern is a façade. Light all too ( Read more... )

I was told to tell people this, but someone is going to rig up something to get power back up temporary.

I don't exactly know what he is planning to do, but I guess any type of power is better than walking around in the dark, right?

[The lights in his room flickered off, then on, then off before completely going out. He pulls out his De-Gun and turns the barrel to De-Hydrate which has the brightest light of the other settings he had. The light blue light was just enough for him to see as he fished for something to use as a candle ( Read more... )

[The feed comes on with Eugene holding a clipboard and a pen and standing in the middle of the main encampment.]

Okay, I think we should take a head count for survivors. What I have gathered is that two are missing. Please respond so I can mark you as present.

[He's half expecting some snark in response but that's part of the job.]

Okay, so!

We landed on a strange planet and we don't know what's on it- don't know what we can and can't eat and there is a thick forest-type thing- so let's all do the obvious and try not to wander off.

[B's expression, safely shielded from the camera is once again a perfect broken deadpan. Frustration is plain for all to see... Or would have been, had he chosen to show it on the network. Oh, B knows very well what's going on. He didn't need to be a genius to figure it out. This was obviously the Author's handiwork again. The familiar Blackberry ( Read more... )